Black Vampire Love

Dark Moon from Brandon T Jackson

So my girlfriends Eve and Soraya told me about filming this for Funny or Die, but I didn't really know anything about it until now. Griffith Park makes for a great Forks!

Hot Mess Monday

The Scavolini kitchen looks like IKEA has had it way with it. What in the kindergarten hell is this crap?

Aniston on the Cover of AD, aka SUCK IT BRAD!

This is the REAL poetic justice. Jennifer Aniston's stunning home is featured in this month's Architectural Digest. Look, we all know architecture is Billy Goat Brad's wet dream of a career, so the fact that she is living it up in a gorgeous airy estate fills me with glee. I would love to see the look on Angie's face when this issue arrives in the mailbox, cause you know they have a subscription at every house. Actually I probably wouldn't, that vein in her forehead is kind of scary. Photos by Scott Frances and Peggy Sirota.

So the house was designed by Harold W. Levitt in 1970 and has been completely restored by Stephen Shadley. The sweeping eaves are so inviting, no?

Who wouldn't be in this place? Aniston was very involved in the design process, even doing some of her own sketches which Shadley called, "pretty good".

Serenity and zen with a bit of Balinese. Quite the entrance if I do say so myself.

Natural stone is one of the main components of the exterior and interior.

When guests are over, someone always plays the piano and good times are had by all.

A pizza oven and a wine room are the highlights of the kitchen. Aniston loves to entertain and does so frequently.

JaDIE!

Baldwin Hardware

Baldwin Hardware is a company out of Reading, PA who has been making some of the most beautiful and re-imagined hardware for over 50 years. Their couture collection that includes knobs and levers, is just gorgeous!

To see more of Baldwin Hardware's products, visit their website HERE.

The New Yorker Goes to the Dogs

I am in love with the cover of this week's New Yorker. Cute enough to warm the fuzziest of hearts.

Hot Mess Monday

Tiger's Got Balls, literally.

Apparently, you can order a set of golf balls with the fugly mugs of all of Tiger's hos, including my personal favorite, the Waffle House waitress Mindy Lawton (top right). Since there are only six balls in a set, I'm assuming the second edition with a bonus ho ball will be on it's way to market shortly. If Elin has any interest in wacking these ho balls into the next atmosphere, I would personally buy her a set.

Happy Friday!

Have a macaroon-kind-of weekend!

Photo from Marie Claire Mason.

IPad. Well?

What do we think about this? Has anyone switched over from good ol' books to Kindle? Likes, dislikes? Tell me.

Happy Birthday Ryan!

Today is my friend Ryan's birthday. I made Ryan a card featuring one of his current obsessions, Latarian Milton. Latarian is the world infamous (YouTube sensation) seven year old Floridian who stole his grandmama's SUV so he could do hoodrat stuff like joyride, crash into parked cars and run over mailboxes. I mean, what's wrong with that? Latarian also gave his grandmama a beat down after she refused to buy him chicken wings at a local Wal-Mart. She probably deserved it. Clearly, someone has issues, and I don't mean Latarian. Happy Birthday Ryan!

Chateau Marmont Reimagined

I fell in love with this spread on Chateau Marmont featured in Vogue Living Australia. I've been to the Chateau many times, but just the art direction on this photo shoot made it look different in such a relaxing way. Enjoy!