My dear friends attended a wedding this weekend and I am thinking they might be Irish Travellers. First and foremost, their invitation came via text message reading, "I am getting married Saturday at my house, stay black". The groom's cell phone rang during the ceremony and the mohawked ring bearer could not get the ring off the pillow so one of the groomsmen happily offered the giant knife he was carrying in his coat. Did I mention all the groomsmen carried loaded guns? Irish Travellers? YES!