WHY??? Why Bravo? I am deeply saddened that Carla, the most amazingly adorable chef to ever live, did not take the title of Top Chef last night. Instead, some sweaty, bald, snaggle-toothed, bug-eyed douchebag won and I am seriously considering quitting Top Chef because of it. I have not been upset like this since the demise of my beloved Lanvin heels.