Monday, March 30, 2009

Hot Mess Mondays

Today's Hot Mess Award goes to Vince Shlomi, better known as the spaz from ShamWow infomercials. The Smoking Gun posted this lovely mugshot of Vince last week after he was arrested in Miami for an altercation with a hooker.

I bet Arlynn has a ShamWow. I mean if you own the Snuggie chances are you own a ShamWow. Anyone?


♥ Chloe said...

He looks ROUGH in his mugshot. ROOOOOUGH. Like maybe he needs to wash his face and wipe it off with a sham wow, not sandpaper and meth and cigarettes.

Sorry. That's all I got. :D

Arlynn said...

I have seriously considered it. Seriously. I think I am double considering it now, after this altercation.

I mean, they'll practically be a collector's item : )

HA! I heard all about this on my way into work. Gotta tell you - it made my Monday am.

Lucinda said...

Chloe, I do have the strongest inkling that meth and cigarettes played a hand in his arrest. The sandpaper was not something I had thought of but now that you mention it I definitely see where you are coming from.

Arlynn, even before all the fanfare, I do kinda want a ShamWow just so I can pour a Diet Coke on my carpet and soak it up. It's amazing!

Anonymous said...

Oh, and I wanted to buy the Sham-Wow for my MIL this weekend. She's a hoarder, so it's definitely right up her alley. Now I want it even more.

The TownhouseLady said...

I wonder how much crime scene blood a Sham-Wow would be able to soak up?

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