Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Ryan Gets A Pass

If you have ever lived in Los Angeles, you know two things; 1. The traffic is hell and 2. The radio sucks. I sometimes listen to the talk radio circuit on the way to work and Ryan Seacrest doesn't have the worst show on Kiss FM. He does this thing called Ryan's Roses where a listener with some sort of relationship problems or suspicions calls in and Ryan has someone in his office call the significant other of the listener and gives them an offer to send a dozen roses to anyone of their choosing for free. The results are usually 50/50 on if the significant other sends the roses to the person calling and right then and there Ryan comes on and tells everyone what the deal is.

I tuned in a little late into the call this morning but apparently the caller had been cheated on seven times by her baby daddy and two year on and off boyfriend who they were setting up for Ryan's Roses. Seven times in two years! Damn! Well guess what? The cheater baby daddy did not select his baby momma for the roses, what a shock! But the best part came when the baby daddy started to call the baby momma a thief, accusing her of stealing his child, oh and a whore. Ryan got a little bent on this and pretty much told the baby daddy that he was out of line. He then goes on to say that if anyone on the call was a whore it was him for cheating on his baby momma seven times. Then the baby daddy tells Ryan guess what? You don't know me (total Jenny Jones style) and you're a piece of shit and what do you think about that? Well, Ryan in his best radio censored anger told the man he was a coward, a whore and a disrespectful loser and if he were the baby momma he wouldn't let the child anywhere near him and further more forbid the baby momma from every going back to him and told her he was going to keep close tabs on the situation. I started clapping.

4 comments:

Arlynn said...

We have the same exact segment on a local radio show here too, and its always a hoot! At least most of the time...

Ha, you don't know me! Hearing it in my head now. Hilarious : )

The TownhouseLady said...

Who knew Ryan had a set of cajones?
Awesome.

...love Maegan said...

it was crazy this morning. Ryan was getting mad at Ellen for not taking it seriously enough!!! It was a good one. ...and yes, I wanted to blow my brains out in that fucking traffic! I will never EVER get used to it.

Amy said...

Wow! Seacrest doing something besides being cheesy & happy? Amazing!