Today is my friend Ryan's birthday. I made Ryan a card featuring one of his current obsessions, Latarian Milton. Latarian is the world infamous (YouTube sensation) seven year old Floridian who stole his grandmama's SUV so he could do hoodrat stuff like joyride, crash into parked cars and run over mailboxes. I mean, what's wrong with that? Latarian also gave his grandmama a beat down after she refused to buy him chicken wings at a local Wal-Mart. She probably deserved it. Clearly, someone has issues, and I don't mean Latarian. Happy Birthday Ryan!