Look, I love me some Francois-Xavier Lalanne, but this bed is for the birds. Not to mention there is some sort of Jersey Shore duck phone on the side table next to it and a creepy Harlequin painting in the background. This is some Twilight Zone mess and frankly I want to peck my own eyes out. All that comes to mind is Verruca Salt saying, "Daddy, I want a golden goose!" over and over again. Thanks to Maison21 for bringing this mess to my attention.