Siameze. He's 30. And he's a singer. He has the look. He has the attitude. He's like, let's do it.
If you missed the debut of Siameze on last night's X Factor, well, frankly you should just kill yourself. It left Paula speechless, but then again that's not saying much.
Since this is a design blog, let's focus on the aesthetics of this beautiful creature for a moment. First of all, Siameze thinks he is straight. He made it a point to say how it is easier to get girls when you are on stage. So there's that. Next, Siameze has silky ironed hair from the heavens that Kim Zolciak would kill for. He cannot help his looks, so stop admiring his Tyra Banks forehead or his sexually attractive Prince persona. Siameze wore a klassy turquoise fishnet shirt with nipple cleavage, TAPS (tight ass pants) with a maja bulge and high heeled boots. He did the splits, a herkie, a knee to boot run and a 360 reverse helicopter with his weave like nobodies business. Siameze is a mystical creature placed on this earth to give us peasants the glimpse of what true perfection really is: the second coming of the love child of Freddie Mercury, Rick James and Verdine White.
Siameze's performance can be seen here.