Thursday, September 22, 2011

I Don't Know What Me Thinks?

Siameze. He's 30. And he's a singer. He has the look. He has the attitude. He's like, let's do it.

If you missed the debut of Siameze on last night's X Factor, well, frankly you should just kill yourself. It left Paula speechless, but then again that's not saying much.

Since this is a design blog, let's focus on the aesthetics of this beautiful creature for a moment. First of all, Siameze thinks he is straight. He made it a point to say how it is easier to get girls when you are on stage. So there's that. Next, Siameze has silky ironed hair from the heavens that Kim Zolciak would kill for. He cannot help his looks, so stop admiring his Tyra Banks forehead or his sexually attractive Prince persona. Siameze wore a klassy turquoise fishnet shirt with nipple cleavage, TAPS (tight ass pants) with a maja bulge and high heeled boots. He did the splits, a herkie, a knee to boot run and a 360 reverse helicopter with his weave like nobodies business. Siameze is a mystical creature placed on this earth to give us peasants the glimpse of what true perfection really is: the second coming of the love child of Freddie Mercury, Rick James and Verdine White.

Siameze's performance can be seen here.

Monday, September 19, 2011

Hot Mess Monday

According to some people, Nicholas Cage is a time traveling Vampire. This 1870's photo of a man who lived Tennessee during the Civil War era is up for grabs on ebay for the bargain price of $1 million dollars. The seller believes he is the walking undead who reinvents himself every 75 years or so. Hurry up, there are only a couple days left of this auction.

Monday, September 12, 2011

Hot Mess Monday

I'll bet your home has the perfect sunny corner for this comfy and welcoming chair, right? I realize as an interior designer that my opinion may be biased, but frankly, this chair scares the shit out of me. Not only does it look like it would swallow you whole upon sitting in it, it has a haunting resemblance to Rosanne Barr.

Thursday, September 8, 2011

Happy Birthday Joanna!

To one of my besties, a woman who proves being a dork doesn't only apply to teenage boys.
I love you girl!

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Hot Mess Monday

This breathtaking wedding is to die for!