Monday, February 6, 2012

Hot Mess Monday

Dear Madonna,

I have to hand it to you for attempting to entertain the masses of drunken people with too much money and time on their hands during yesterday's Super Bowl Half Time. Your performance was a mash up of Egyptians, Cheerleaders, Gold, Hip Hop, Homosexuals, Spartans, Adidas, Versace, Gospel, Gymnastics, Vogue, Drum Lines, Hot Pants, Harajuku and Hot Mess. But for the love of God, please stop doing cartwheels. It just didn't work.

You're welcome.

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