Monday, September 22, 2014

Hot Mess Monday

Are you hungry? Should we order pizza?

I'm all for animal decor as well as bookends. But these zebras just look stoned. To obtain this exquisite set of bookends, visit Joss & Main.

Wednesday, September 17, 2014

Out of the Frying Pan...

Did you miss me? I know it's been a minute since I blogged, but does someone want to tell me what the fuck this is all about?


Here sits Peter Brady in a green leather chair from his self-titled furniture line. Nice boots.
Yep, that's Peter Brady and he has a furniture line. Last night in my online perusing of the interwebs for dining chairs, I saw this mess. And now I cannot un-see it.


Really guy?
How do I not go on a rant about people who are completely unqualified to accompany me on a trip to Ikea, much less sell me anything design related, trying to swim in our lane; I'm looking at you Kourtney Kardashian. When did this become okay? Where would it be acceptable for me to put on a pair of scrubs and go perform open-heart surgery? I worked my ass off to earn my Master's and I'm beyond over anyone who has put in zero dues jumping on the design bandwagon. Hell, go be a DJ or something.
Just because your tv dad was an architect doesn't mean you know shit about furniture design. Remember the episode where the lady wanted the building to look like a lipstick, but then she changed her mind and wanted it to be fluffy like a powder puff?


Fluffier....FLUFFIER!
Annnnd you're fired.